El Nino Spanish Terror
El Nino has arrived. Just who is El Nino? El Nino has been around since the beginning of time. He was
a key player in the book of Revelations but he orderd his part be removed so he could have the element of surprise.
He is rumored to be the fifth and most powerful horseman of the apocalypse.
He can be seen here riding his burro. With the recent distruction that
El nino has been responsible for, can the apocalypse be far behind? I think not.
Please If you see El Nino or you have been vicimized by him buy a gun. Kill him
the next time you see him. We must stop the apocalypse.
Look at this pic. It was
taken in Brazil in mid July. The marine was on El Nino watch and had shoot
to kill orders. As you can see El Nino still wrought his distruction.
El Nino has been directly linked to is somehow involved to the following:
Male Pattern Baldness
Low recycling rates
Kathie Lee Gifford
Father of all Spice Girls
New Coke/Crystal Clear Pepsi
Harassed Paula Jones
World Trade Center/Oklahoma City
Took the virginity of all Hanson's members
55 cent Big Mac
Ugly Blind Dates
Bad Hair Days
Drove the white fiat that killed Princess Di
Emptied Jon Denver's gas tank
Gave Mother Theresa a heart attack
Shot Kurt Cobain
Killed 2pac and Biggie
Elvis's Drug Dealer
Blood in urine
Current state of the radio
Jay Leno's head writer
Louise Woodward's lawyer
Invented the wobbiling shopping cart wheel
Screwed up fast food orders
Holiday Weight Gain
Fed Chris Farley fudge non-stop for 12 hours
The Jenny McArthy Show
Saturday night Live
Was once knows as Judas
and so much more................
You can email El Nino! He usually responds with an email bomb, though.
His address is I_am_el_nino@hotmail.com I would not recomend bothering him.